My Alaskan Adventure Takes a Turn!
last time you may remember I saw a polar bear on the pack ice
I didnt even have my hatchet (thanks to Obama Bin Laden, remember NYC!!!)
but when I saw an Eskimo mother and baby being threatened by the killer bear, I knew I had to act!!!
I ran out on the ice to defend the woman and I fought the off the monster with my bear hands!
Suddenly the ice broke!
Oh no! We were drifting off to see!
But I couldn't let the bear best me!!
We fought long and hard, he even knocked me in the water
(and wrecked my digital camera - so I had my friend draw these)
eventually I had the devil-bear by the neck and I TORE OUT his jugular!!!
He died a quick and honorable death.
But now I was stuck on the ice!!!